Subway Employee Makes Penis Sandwich

Really? Really. Two Subway Sandwich Artists™ took way too much creative liberty: One staffer thought it'd be funny to rest his genitals on top of sandwich bread -- and then photograph the act. When confronted by HuffPo, Ian Jett admitted: "I would never do that at work -- it was at home. This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke." Oh, that makes it totally fine and normal then. His friend and esteemed colleague, Cameron Boggs, at least admitted to acting out on the job:...